It’s way too early for this bullshit.
someone in the tfios tag is like “we’ve heard enough from straight white men. we’ve all read catcher in the rye. hamlet. jane eyre.” and i just think someone should probably inform charlotte brontë
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
Thank you hot—whiskey—eyes I agree
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
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have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Reclining in White (detail), by Jeremy Lipking
Local Toronto hero Ramona Flowers knows what’s up.
So my best friend came up with this amazing idea of having a “we’re not going to prom” party where we could drink and have fun and invite a ton of people.
And then…she just got asked to prom. So now it’s not happening. I am pissed. I don’t want to be. But I am.
80% chance he’s referring to anal