"I just answer the phone."
Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut
well im really sorry you go to the beach fully dressed and bitterly jealous of beautiful women you poor ugly thing
"That is not a very nice thing to say about him."
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
when your friend does something embarrassing in public
— note to self: dont make the mistake of trying to avoid mistakes. (via realdwntomars)